Trophy Whores – 2018 Holiday Gift Guide

It’s the most wonderful — and stressful — time of the year, when video games fly at you like thirsty vampire bats in a dark, abandoned mine shaft.  Prepare to holster your elation as your grandmother gives you those utterly embarrassing “World’s Best Grandchild” and “I Love my Grandchild” sweaters that you secretly adore.  We…

Trophy Whores 249 – Wartime Trophy Farming

Embroiled in an intense battle, the Trophy Whores know it’s time to get serious.  The Poot crew, otherwise known as Remember the Loot, have jumped out to an early lead, and, as expected, they are running their mouths like chihuahuas.  According to the pop culture medical dictionary, they suffer from — a bad case of…

Trophy Whores 246 – Remember The Poot

Tricky wants to play Rise of the Tomb Raider, but doesn’t want to play it on PC.  He’s a PlayStation fanboy through and through, and he wants to play it on the PlayStation 4.  It’s a terrible inner struggle.  Tricky might as well be choosing between salami and pepperoni. As the Great Trophy War approaches,…

Trophy Whores 245 – Mercs With Platinums

While you were at the movies watching Deadpool, Tricky was braiding Barbie’s hair — as all good fathers do.  With plenty of years of experience under his belt, Tricky styles and braids doll hair like a pro. Despite his fatherly duties, Tricky has seen Deadpool, and — obviously — he recommends that kids stay away.…